The Penguins Of Madagascar - 101 - Gone In A Flash

The Penguins Of Madagascar - 101 - Gone In A Flash Script

Scene I: Lemur Habitat

Maurice: Making my ice cream...

Maurice: Sprinklin' it up. (He adjusts it.) Oh. Ooooh.

Maurice: Now we're addin' a cherry on top.

King Julien: Mmm. Eh, less sprinkles next time, okay, Maurice?

Maurice: (scatting) I'm gonna relax, take a load off.

Maurice: Ow!

King Julien: Oooh, the sun is much sunnier over here. See?

Maurice: Gonna eat my banana. Hope no one takes it!

King Julien: Ahhh. Nicely done, Maurice. Now peel me a grape.

Maurice: But that was...

King Julien: Grape, Maurice. Grape. Not lip.

Scene II: Chimp Habitat

Tourist: And here's where I last had the camera. It couldn't just disappear.

Scene III: Lemur Habitat

Maurice: B-b-b-but you just can't take...

King Julien: Rule number one.

King Julien: Do not question the king. Rule number two...

King Julien: Oooh. I'll take that.

Scene IV: Penguin Habitat

Skipper: Private, these sardine smoothies are top notch. What's your secret?

Private: Love, sir. I made them with love.

Skipper: Love?

Kowalski: It's a chemical reaction in the brain inducing bliss. Highly addictive.

Skipper: No more love in the smoothies; We gotta stay sharp.

Skipper: The concrete jungle is an elusive mistress who may call us into action at any given moment.

Scene V: Lemur Habitat

King Julien: Gimme, gimme, gimme! I said GIMME! What part of "gim" or "me" do you not understand?!

Maurice: I understood the "me" part, like this was caught by me! For me!

King Julien: Maurice?

King Julien: Maurice? Where are you...

King Julien: ...and your booty, which is quite large and usually easy to see?

King Julien: Mort, do not scream at my...

Mort: Maurice, he's trapped.

King Julien: Oh, I, well yes, yes. That is what happens when you question your king's power.

Mort: I question nothing.

King Julien: I question why you touch the feet!

King Julien: What have you got to say for yourself now, Maurice?

King Julien: Oh-ho-ho. You are giving to me the silent treatment.

King Julien: You think this "no talky" stuff will get to me?

King Julien: Forget it, Maurice. I, also, can give you the treatment.

Skipper: Talking to a camera. This is not normal.

King Julien: No, no, no. No more talking. I am giving him the "shhh" treatment.

Kowalski: The camera?

King Julien: Maurice.

Skipper: The cam-era.

King Julien: Mauuuuuriiiiiiice. Maurice questioned my kingly authority, so now he is trapped inside this magic thingy, which the Sky Spirits gifted to me, the king, from above, up there.

Skipper: It's not magic, it's a camera. Here, let me show you.

King Julien: It is a magic king thing which you will not touch! Do you want to join Maurice in there? Just try me. Go ahead. Make my day, mister.

Skipper: All right, boys. Let's leave the madman to his madness.

Skipper: Spit it out, Sad Eyes.

Mort: The king's giving Maurice... the treatment. He's going to leave him in the magic box. You have to help get him out. Pleeeeeease?

Skipper: Your lower mammals brains don't seem to comprendé. That is a camera and your little pal is not in it.

Private: But Skipper, if Maurice isn't here, where is he?

Skipper: Missing! Kowalski?

Kowalski: I suggest we enlist Doris the Dolphin to use her echolocation skills to track the missing lemur.

Skipper: Forget it, Kowalski. She's useless on land. Besides, Doris only likes you. She doesn't like you like you.

Skipper: Now let's crack this mystery wide open.

Skipper: Now we're looking for anything that might be a clue.

Private: Oh, this might be a clue. Nah, it's just lint.

Skipper: Kowalski, I said lay off the "love" smoothies! Rico?

Skipper: Hey, mister. That's evidence.

Skipper: Scuff marks from a portly lemur. My guess... he stumbled backwards. But why?

Kowalski: Perhaps a localized seismic event of unknown origin.

Private: Or maybe the camera's flash blinded him.

Skipper: Sounds a little preposterous, Private. But just in case... Kowalski, run a temporarily blinded portly lemur scenario, pronto.

Kowalski: Stand right here, Rico.

Kowalski: Mm-mm. Carry the one... Oooh! No, that's too much.

Kowalski: That confirms our target landed in this waste receptacle.

Skipper: Quel Excelenté!

Skipper: I know exactly what happened. Into the can, men.

Scene VI: Garbage Dump - New Jersey

Skipper: Kowalski, coordinates.

Kowalski: New Jersey.

Skipper: (sniffs the air.) Ahhh. The Garden State. Mmm, I wish we had time to play tourist. All right. Listen up. We're gonna search this dump high and low. From the rusted tin cans...

Private: Skipper! Over here!

Maurice: Wha- How did you..

Skipper: Nice work, Private. Happy ending.

Skipper: Come on, Maurice. Don't leave me hanging.

Maurice: What are you doing here?

Private: We're here to rescue you.

Maurice: You mean take me back to the zoo? No way! No how!

Skipper: We're going for a happy ending here.

Maurice: I am happy... now. Oh, I had it with Julien. He's been a royal pain in my tail for too long. "Get me this. Get me that. Get me outta there!" (kicks a tin can.)

Skipper: Kowalski, reason with him.

Kowalski: Ah, reason.

Skipper: I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force.

Scene VII: Lemur Habitat

King Julien: Here, Maurice. Just to show you that I am the bigger lemur- not in actual pounds, of course, but in the other kind of biggerness- eat the banana.

King Julien: Oh, so now it's a hunger strike too, is it? You're not going to get to me. You're not going to get to... EAT THE BANANA!

Scene VIII: New Jersey

Maurice: This is insane! YOU ARE INSANE!

Skipper: Come on, Fifth Wheel. Look sharp!

Skipper: Rico!

Maurice: (out of breath) Gotta... rest.

Skipper: No dice. We have to be back at the zoo by oh-nine-hundred.

Kowalski: Which does not give us much time.

Private: We'll just have to go faster.

Maurice: There is no way I can go faster.

Skipper: Oh, I bet the old D-train will change your tune.

Maurice: The what?

Scene IX: Lemur Habitat

King Julien: Stop looking at me like that! This is not a contest of staring.

King Julien: And I am shutting up now because you are still getting the "shhh" treatment.

King Julien: I can't take it anymore! OK, fine. You win. I was wrong about always being right and... I... miss you. (sobs) I will give anything to get my big-bootied buddy back!

Scene X: Bus Stop

Skipper: Children.

Kowalski: Check. (Binoculars see school bus.)

Skipper: Bus.

Kowalski: Check. (Binoculars see Zoo Brochure.)

Skipper: Zoo Brochure.

Kowalski: And check.

Private: It's a field trip.

Skipper: All right, boys. We're almost home. You know what to do.

Maurice: Yeah, but, uh, I don't think I do.

Skipper: Don't get smart with me, soldier. We're not cutting you any slack just 'cause you're the new guy.

Scene XI: Lemur Habitat

King Julien: Now we break poor Maurice out of his magical prison.

King Julien: A little to the left!

Mort: My left or your left?

King Julien: Mine, of course. I am king! The lefts are all mine, silly Mort!

Mort: Okay.

Scene XII: Outside the Zoo

Skipper: Alright, boys. Commence Operation: Shoot the Moon.

Private: Ooof! Three degrees north, Skipper.

Skipper: Kowalski, adjust vector. Rico, stretch her. Lemur! You're up.

Maurice: I can't take it anymore! You penguins are psychotic!

Scene XIII: Lemur Habitat

King Julien: Mort. A little more to the left.

King Julien: Oh no.

King Julien: Maurice. I want you back. Come out! Great Sky Spirits, hear my plea!

Scene XIV: Outside the Zoo

Skipper: Sounds like somebody's got a case of the pre-launch heebie-jeebies.

Rico: I dunno.

Scene XV: Lemur Habitat

King Julien: Maurice!

Maurice: It's good to see you... too.

King Julien: I am so glad you are back and... ooh. What? Where did your head go?

King Julien: Oh, there it is.

Maurice: Look, I'll take you over those crazy...

Skipper: Mission accomplished.

King Julien: Oh. As if you had anything to do with it, the Sky Spirits released Maurice.

King Julien: You rock, Sky Spirits!

Skipper: Why don't you tell him what really happened, rescued mammal?

Maurice: Rule number one: Don't question the king, baby.

Skipper: Private, whip me up one of them "love" smoothies. I need to unwind.

Mort: Guys... Little help, please?